REGULAR SHOP FOR REGULAR PEOPLE

Regular Shop for Regular Human

We sell things for humans with price

A generic man holding shopping bags

Our Products

Our products guarantee the existence of said products


Soap that looks like cheese

Soap that looks like a cheese

USD $4.99

Give milk protein to your skin directly.

Cheese that looks like soap

Cheese that looks like soap

USD $6.99

12 fl oz worth of cheese, contains dairy.

Margarine in place of butter

Hey, this isn't butter

USD $2.99

Butter not believe it's just margarine.

Aglets to chew

Aglets to chew

USD $1.99 / pair

Chewy microplastics.

Whipped Shaving Cream

Whipped Shaving Cream

USD $2.99 / can

Pre-shaken shaving cream

No. Item Name Stock Color Image
Main Color Secondary Color
1 Soap that looks like cheese A couple Yellow Moldy Green Soap that looks like cheese
2 Cheese that looks like soap There's a few Turquoise Aubergine Cheese that looks like soap
3 Hey, this isn't butter Out of Stock Marigold Margarine in place of butter
4 Aglets 12,42 Purple Red Aglets to chew
5 Whipped Shaving Cream There's a few White Whipped Shaving Cream

Membership

$4.99 / month


  • 5% discount on every purchase
  • Dedicated member card
  • Priority in pre-ordering

About Us

Established in 1870's in Texas by Tom General, under the name of Tom's General Store. It was opened first at the center of the desert in Texas, Tom's General Store was established for the reason of supplying goods to the newly establish town of Tetown. Our products are guranteed to have no parasites and mold with a high-quality standard of existing. The franchise grew to over 17 different countries and have around 262 location in USA. We are not Tom's General Store.

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